Friday, February 3, 2012
Ten Points to Ponder
If corn oil is made from corn; and peanut oil is made from peanuts.... what is baby oil made from?
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Why don't you ever see the headline: "Psychic Wins the Lottery"?
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals, dying of nothing.
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's on the outside of your ass?
Who the first first person was to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things, and drink whatever comes out?"
Who tastes the dog food that's advertised with "New & Improved" flavor?
Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers–what you do today could very well burn your ass tomorrow.
- – - as a patient told me:
“Don’t worry about getting old – it really doesn’t last that long.”
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